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The 1960s are a period of transition in which more women and minorities enroll and the university relaxes student-conduct regulations. National events, particularly U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War and widespread student protests, motivate students to push for more say in everything from the way their fees are spent to the amount of research sponsored on campus by the U.S. Defense Department.

But local concerns dominate campus headlines in the 1960s. Technician, in step with Chancellor John Caldwell and other campus administrators, publishes editorials in support of integration sit-ins across North Carolina. Countless column inches also are dedicated to the issue of what to call the college as, nationally, larger land-grant institutions begin using university. Though faculty and alumni suggest North Carolina State University, the governor and UNC System administrators want the University of North Carolina at Raleigh to reflect the schools place in the consolidated system. Alumni, students and faculty are outraged and successfully lobby for North Carolina State University of the University of North Carolina at Raleigh. Technician editorials and campus leaders also pour their energy into protesting the Speaker Ban Law, legislation that prohibited state universities from allowing speakers on campus who were known members of the Communist Party or who advocated the overthrow of the government.

Democratic Speakers Canned by SG Legislature Action

April 1, 1964 | Democratic speakers have been banned from campus.

Student Government, meeting in its regular session, yielded to conservative pressure last night, and passed a bill banning Democrats from orating on campus.

Debate waxed hot, heavy and boringly on the bill. Introduced by Williard G. Helms, a representative from the School of Political Science, the bill specified that “speakers who are registered Democrats may not use state property to spread… their subversive beliefs… nor attempt to influence the clean-minded students at NCS.” The bill exempted students and folksingers.

Disclaimer: Don't be fooled! This article was reprinted from Technician's annual spoof edition and doesn't contain a shred of truth. For the real scoop on what's happening at NC State, visit the Technician Web site. As a public forum for student opinion, solely funded by advertising dollars, the Technician is the student newspaper at NC State. In the fall of 2005 and spring of 2006, the Technician won its first national award, a Silver Crown from the Columbia Scholastic Press Association, although it had been a finalist for national awards in the past. Individual photographers and designers have also won top national awards, including several first places in the Associated Collegiate Press individual competitions. More information on the accolades of the student newspaper are available here.

Helms spoke to the bill, stating, “It has been obvious for some time that the Democratic party has been attempting to brainwash the students at this fine institution of the unmentionable name. Already, our Student Government President has been corrupted by this madness, lending his name and position to the Democratic Party in an attempt to influence the students to register as Democrats in the forthcoming election.

Helms estimated that over 65 percent of the State student body were Democrats, and he estimated that very nearly 100 percent of the faculty were Democrats. Helms would not state whether he felt this was due to the liberalizing influence of the campus or to political pressure being brought to bear upon the faculty.

Speaking against the bill “Little Johnny” Barnum, SG president said, “Now, I don’t want to make the Republicans mad, or anything, but I can’t feel this could really be a very good bill. On the other hand, perhaps a medication of the bill, so that it simply banned all speakers from campus would make the bill more workable.” Stating that he had a prior commitment Barnum limited his answering speech to two hours, ending the debate with a stirring appeal for free silver, saying “You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns. You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.” Barnum then strode from the room with tears in his eyes, upsetting the sleeping students in his path.

Sipping coffee stolen from the Union snack bar after it had been closed down, Helms defeated an attempt by Mervin Pruill, chief parliamentarian, to declare the bill nolo contender under a habeas corpus motion. Helms challenged Pruill to look the motion up in Robert’s Rules of Order. Pruill found that the motion required a 100 percent vote by the body. The vote failed when Pruill voted “nay” by mistake.

The vote was called, and the motion carried after Helms, brandishing a sawed-off shotgun, urged everyone to “remember that God, your country, and your mother are all counting on you to do the 100 percent American thing and end this takeover by a pro-communistic group.”

Gubernatorial candidates for the Democratic primary were unavailable for comment, although one of I. Beverly Puddle’s press agents felt that the bill “was a very good bill, and it’s very nice to see the students taking an interest in politics. However, we should amend this bill, or something.”

Liberal Arts Majors Caught in Harrelson

April 1, 1966 | Sharp-eyed detective work by certain students who, naturally, wish to remain unnamed, initiated a thorough investigation by campus authorities and resulted in the apprehension of an infamous ring of Liberal Arts majors who have been indulging in illegal motor vehicle operation on the N.C.S.U. campus.

The authorities have complied with the requests of the tip-off men and refuse to release their names and other pertinent identification, but the general consensus is that the School of Engineering, in a fit of jealousy over their relatively low status as compared to the nationally acclaimed School of Liberal Arts, organized a series of shifts whereby the circular ramp of Harrelson Hall could be kept under constant surveillance 24 hours a day.

Disclaimer: Don't be fooled! This article was reprinted from Technician's annual spoof edition and doesn't contain a shred of truth. For the real scoop on what's happening at NC State, visit the Technician Web site. As a public forum for student opinion, solely funded by advertising dollars, the Technician is the student newspaper at NC State. In the fall of 2005 and spring of 2006, the Technician won its first national award, a Silver Crown from the Columbia Scholastic Press Association, although it had been a finalist for national awards in the past. Individual photographers and designers have also won top national awards, including several first places in the Associated Collegiate Press individual competitions. More information on the accolades of the student newspaper are available here.

Arriving on the scene, the police reportedly found, “… at least 14 undergraduate students racing motorized skateboards and stolen Cushmann Police & Security motor scooters down the ramp at high rates of speed, with litter or no regard to the safety of pedestrians.”

According to police, the contestants were split into two “classes,” “modified stock” and “gas.” The former involved the stolen Cushmanns and was regarded as the least dangerous of the two types of vehicles, owing to their slow speed and second-rate handling abilities. One racer was heard to mention that the faults inherent in the vehicle were present only because of the necessity for safety on the streets when being operated by their rightful owners.

The skateboards, using a stock chassis to which a small, powerful two-cylinder engine had been mounted transversely with drive wheels on either side, were confiscated and sent to the School of Design, where they will serve as prototypes for later machines, which will be marketed later on in the summer and directed to the college students’ age bracket.

Officers were reluctant to discuss the aspects of the actual racing, but did reveal that the contestants were paired off and ran a series of elimination heats as had been done for the past two months.

The racers were awaiting trial by the Honor Board, and reportedly have received numerous offers from private industry to act as consulting engineers in the production of the above mentioned skateboards.